According to engadget.com, the Bruvelo is a new high-end coffee maker currently under development with kickstarter. Not just a simple mud-slinger, the Bruvelo operates by app to grind beans to your specs, mix them with your preferred ratio of in-machine filtered water, and deliver a beautifully-brewed cup after cooking to precisely 199 degrees Fahrenheit. All you have to do is hit a few icons on your smartphone, presumably the ones immediately after your fifth swipe at the snooze button.
|This machine is way more capable of complex tasks in the morning than you are. Let it handle things.|
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Brew strength can be programmed into the caffeine computer, or decided from your preconfigured "flavor profiles" of Robust, Balanced, or Delicate (hahaha, that's adorable. Hurry up with a custom Double Robust, coffee robot.) All you need to do is remember to leave your mug under the nozzle the night before, and you can be a barista from your bed. Voila! Your good day is merely a stagger to the kitchen away.
Bruvelo needs $150,000 on kickstarter to make this caffeine dream a reality. If you pledge $300, your sweet dreams could be waking up to brewed beans by as early as next June. A little computerized coffee concierge seems like a good start to the next level of the future.
|Now if only technology can get the mug to walk to your bedside...|
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